A prisoner is suing in federal court because-get this-he has lost too much weight while in prison. Apparently the 3,000 calorie a day diet is not enough for Inmate Fatass. Not only that, but he wants more hot meals.
Wah wah wah, cry me a river here. Shouldn’t stab and beat people to death if you want to continue to be a disgusting fatbody.
“About an hour after each meal my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again.”
He then goes on to complain about the lack of physical exercise, adding: “The only reason we lost weight in here is because we are literally being starved to death.”
Wow. Mahatma Ghandi, eat your heart out.
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